Space Movies

Everybody loves space movies. I think they’re a little overdone, myself. Here is a Dave Montag exclusive script for a short film titles “No Space: The Movie.” My antithesis to the overabundant space movies out there…


Scene fades in, revealing a nondescript, nontextured grey matter. Screen pans to the right to reveal a man being crushed by the grey matter.

Man, in a gaspy, strangled voice: “I have no space!”

Screen fades to black

The end.


Center of the Universe rev. 2

The universe spins ever outward from the center, which is us, for we cannot see beyond what our sense allows us to see. We see equally in all directions because the universe tests the strength of our sense at every angle. From our perspective, we see the universe itself moving outward from us. We see the end of the universe and call it the end because we cannot see beyond. We are the center, for the center which is our sense is equally measuring outwards, to the ends of it’s own ability, in all directions where we look. What lies beyond is a mystery. People with sense put themselves at the center to understand their own perspective, and measure equally the extent of their senses. People with nonsense put themselves elsewhere and gain no perspective of themselves, for their measurement is false from the center of themselves to the extent of their knowledge, for the center is misplaced. To be the center of your universe is stability, for the accurate measurement of your senses’ experiences defines you, as the film which is your knowledge is processed by experience. Over time, the images of your sense are developed, and give you the ideas of the universe always expanding before your mind. Other centers exist, each with their own sense. You see what others cannot, but the same is said of them, always. To share what you see shares the definition of the you that centers your reality. Understanding that you can see what others don’t is also understanding that others see what you don’t. The universe does contain it’s own center, discernibly. The universe expands and it challenges from it’s own center, and it gives the experience to share, with others, your perspective, centered elsewhere; The where that you are placed at, else your center not be your own. You are the you that no other center can deny, for no other center can deny your sense, which is yours alone to accept. But also exists the perspective of the others, who see the reality their sense allows. Only the true reality of the centers of the universe are known by that which the universe came from, for the absolute of existence is itself it’s own origin, and purpose.

And no, I’m not on any drugs.