Everybody loves space movies. I think they’re a little overdone, myself. Here is a Dave Montag exclusive script for a short film titles “No Space: The Movie.” My antithesis to the overabundant space movies out there…
Scene fades in, revealing a nondescript, nontextured grey matter. Screen pans to the right to reveal a man being crushed by the grey matter.
Man, in a gaspy, strangled voice: “I have no space!”
Screen fades to black
The end.